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The design features a charming, expressive smart-looking bird alongside the cheeky line, “I don’t sneeze, I just explode in my pants… Sometimes it’s a shart.” It brings an irreverent laugh to casual days, birdwatching trips, comedy-loving gatherings, and laid-back weekends. Printed on a lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton shirt with a classic crew neckline, it feels easy to wear while the seamless tubular construction keeps the silhouette clean. Shoulder tape helps the shirt hold its shape, and the ribbed collar adds comfortable stretch. Heather shades use cotton-polyester blends, while the natural color may include subtle black flecks from unprocessed cotton.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² fabric; heather shades use cotton-polyester blends.\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit with a crew neckline for a clean, versatile everyday style.\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction without side seams reduces fabric waste and creates a smooth silhouette.\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, seamed collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape and resist stretching.\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified blank with a comfortable tear-away label and ethically grown US cotton.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50783401148514,"sku":"77139583350658785397","price":28.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50783401181282,"sku":"36495359789667455116","price":28.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":50783401214050,"sku":"67472670403984298692","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50783401246818,"sku":"52958241974349948115","price":28.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50783401279586,"sku":"16820358934527112265","price":27.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":50783401312354,"sku":"22673589297282884504","price":26.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50783401345122,"sku":"16526198148645657868","price":28.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50783401377890,"sku":"18041377108691527951","price":27.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":50783401410658,"sku":"33010940459725819902","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50783401443426,"sku":"18979989027453017110","price":28.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50783401476194,"sku":"26661623077939851532","price":27.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":50783401508962,"sku":"42703767409194231355","price":27.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50783401541730,"sku":"13653167601125002779","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50783401574498,"sku":"31381077964262448258","price":28.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":50783401607266,"sku":"11000237886480339207","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/4258\/5698\/files\/20261028050841-1f1d28da-426b-6afe-83e0-7a6271f59d6d.png?v=1793165599","url":"https:\/\/graphiby.com\/products\/i-don-t-sneeze-i-just-explode-in-my-pants-t-shirt","provider":"Graphiby","version":"1.0","type":"link"}